At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed by Ross Patterson

By Ross Patterson

At evening She Cries, whereas He Rides His Steed is a side-splitting satire that completely parodies romance novels and western dramas. 

Our hero, Saint James road James is a tall, tremendous muscular, 32-year-old guy whose attributes and possessions comprise a brain greater than Socrates on acid, a powerful horse he loves greater than something on the planet, a package deal so huge that it calls for a signature, a gorgeous, passionate spouse with a rack so ideal it belongs on a billiard desk, a ton of kids, and his personal own gold mine. His lifestyles, set in 1849 opposed to the backdrop of the California Gold Rush, is one lengthy parade of fantastic intercourse, dynamite montages, whiskey, and explosive gunfights. the types of items males may do while males have been really men. he's the richest guy in town—equal elements enjoyed and feared by way of all. but if the Schläger Brothers come to city, so too comes the top of the great instances. St. James is pressured to safeguard every thing that issues to him (including, yet now not restricted to: prostitutes, his horse, cash, and medicine. Oh, and his spouse and youngsters too, style of). God support a person who stands in his way.

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